Cockies In Your Coffee

G'day once again, I thought tonight might be a good time for some lighthearted banter...this is not meant to be detrimental to anyone or anywhere, it is quite coincidental that my friends reside in Bli Bli...............enjoy  😉😉

COCKIES IN YOUR COFFEE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO BLI BLI

WHERE THOSE GIANT COCKIES GROW,

WELL, I ONCE WENT TO BLI BLI

AND YOU’D NEVER WANT TO KNOW,

I WAS SITTING IN A LOCAL CAFE

WITH A CAPPUCCINO TO MY LIPS,

WHEN A COCKIE EMERGED FROM THE FROTH.....

AND JUMPED ONTO MY FISH AND CHIPS.

NOW THIS COCKIE WAS OF AWESOME SIZE

AND I KNOW IT MUST SOUND COARSE,

BUT I COULD SEE THE UGLY BEAST

SWIMMING IN THE TARTARE SAUCE,

AND CRAWLING WITH A STEALTHY SKILL

IT MANOEUVRED AROUND THE PLATE

I LOST SIGHT OF IT FOR JUST A SEC.....

THEN IT APPEARED AGAIN AND BEGAN …TO REGURGITATE

FROM SIDE TO SIDE AMONG MY FOOD

THIS CUSTODIAN OF THE KITCHEN MADE ITS WAY,

I MARVELED AT ITS TENACITY,

AS IT KEPT A SQUADRON OF BLOW FLIES AT BAY,

DISGUSTED …I CALLED ACROSS THE WAITRESS

IN ORDER TO SEE WHAT COULD BE DONE,

SHE PULLED FROM UNDERNEATH HER VEST.....

THE DEADLY COCKIE GUN.....

IT IS SAID THE COCKIES IN BLI BLI

ARE THE BIGGEST IN THE STATE,

BUT UP AGAINST A COCKIE GUN

THEIR SIZE JUST DOESN’T RATE,

SO AS THE WAITRESS SHE TOOK DEADLY AIM

THE PATRONS WERE READY TO SAY GOODBYE,

AS THEY WAITED FOR THE FIERY BLAST.....

THAT WOULD BLOW THIS COCKIE RIGHT OUT OF... BLI BLI

TWO SHOTS SHE FIRED INTO THE PLATE

MY FISH AND CHIPS WERE IN NEED OF A RABBI

WHEN THE SMOKE HAD FINALLY CLEARED AWAY

THERE WAS ONE LESS COCKIE IN BLI BLI

THEN THE WAITRESS… SHE SERVED ME UP ANOTHER MEAL

AND AS I PUT THE CAPPUCCINO TO MY LIPS..... 

DID NOT NOTICE THE MOTHER OF ALL COCKIES

JUMP BACK ONTO....MY FISH AND CHIPS.

DARRELL B. PARKER

WEAVER OF WORDS AND EMOTIONS